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Sarah Palin's supporters are now calling her Xena. You want to know why? Well we do too. In fact, we're totally stumped.
According to our reliable sources Xena has actually become a word to describe a "strong woman who kicks butt"

Lucy Lawless (a.k.a. Xena) commented on this blasphemy:
"...Someone asked me today if I knew that Sarah Palin's supporters are calling her "Xena." I had to ask, "Oh, is Sarah Palin a lesbian too?!" I don't see it on her bio anywhere . . . nope, not there. Curiously, in her earlier life, Xena traded motherhood for a career as an evil warlord. Hmmmm . . ."

Maybe we should have a whole other election just to see if she should be called Xena.
We think Callisto would be a more suitable name for her. You know, the crazy villainess in Xena?


We know, her smile freaks us out too.



Well I guess we'll have to make with Xena Palin.



P.S. Just because our editors couldn't stop laughing at these:




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~The Flawless Xenon